everything you need to be annoying, correctly.
A mascot campaign only works if a thousand people post the same character in a thousand different jokes. Here's the raw material. Take it, ruin it, post it.
Change the wording every time — identical posts get filtered and read as a raid. These are starting points, not scripts.
pump.fun has launched millions of coins and still doesn't have a face. we drew one. he's an orangutan. he thinks he's a gorilla. we're not correcting him. $MONKE for unofficial mascot @a1lon9
every platform gets the mascot it deserves and pump.fun deserves a smooth-brained orange ape with a 4 minute art budget $MONKE
the monke is an orangutan. real orangutans are critically endangered. $MONKE creator fees go to the Orang Utan Republik Foundation via @donatedotgg. they currently have $0 raised on there. zero. nobody has donated a cent on-chain. a coin with a badly drawn ape is about to be their first donor. dumb coin, real bananas.
no thoughts. head empty. hands buying. $MONKE
Type: Rubik Mono One for headlines, Gaegu for handwritten notes, Nunito for body, Space Mono for anything numeric. Outlines are always 3px, shadows are always hard and offset — never soft, never blurred.
Right-click, save, do whatever. There's no brand police here, only a monke.